"Piece of Shit Headsets" and Other Things I Hear in the Studio

Just various things I hear in the HTV Studio and Production: 

"You did very well on your set layout. Your measurements were accurate, your blueprint easy to translate, your dimension key thorough."

"I'm going to take your PSA scripts home tonight and laugh my ass off."

"These are piece of shit headsets. They've been pieces of shit for two years."

"You described a man with drug addiction. He has two young children. He's going to college after seventeen years of being out of school. You didn't tell me his obstacles."

"You don't have a name. You're Camera 2."

"No matter what you do, you're going to be bitched at from all angles."

"READY ONE. TAKE ONE. READY TWO. TAKE TWO. READY ONE. TAKE ONE. READY THREE. TAKE THREE.  BACKGROUND ONE. TAKE ONE. FADE ONE. PULL THE LEVER!"

"What did we forget? White balance?" 

"THIS is a snake."

"AUDIO? WHERE'S AUDIO?"

"Every now and then you get an idiot in here who steps on the cables."

"We got lights. This isn't a crime scene drama, this is a talk show."